About My Filthy Life
“Like American Psycho, but with food”
Welcome to my journal – my filthy life.
As underwhelming as it may seem, these are real events being posted in real time and I really am an arsehole with little else to do but mark my passage through life with careless personal emissions, ‘accidentally’ discarded food and inconsequential antisocial behaviour.
My only justification is that I genuinely believe this malady to be a medical condition. As I am no longer in control of my conduct, I have decided to share my daily episodes with you via this very personal website.
Enjoy my filthy life.
January 26, 2007 at 9:58 am
You, sir, are a bounder and a cad.Where it not for the fact that I do not know where you live or work, what you look like, or even if you are of this Earth, I would thrash you within an inch of your life… Then I might suck your cock, hungrily, like a babe at it’s mother’s teat, with sluttish glances into your dead, empty eyes. With a throaty chuckle, I might tinker with my manly bits, fingering my glans with tahini paste and whispering “O Come All Ye Faithful…” in my best Marilyn Monroe impersonation and throttling a small boy with my other, be-jewelled hand…Sorry, got to go, the ice cream van has just pulled up and I have to scan the faces of the little ones for suitable victims.
Keep up the good work!
March 13, 2007 at 12:41 pm
my bruvvaz iz diggin diz shit u iz wun rasclat freak is right.
June 20, 2007 at 1:39 pm
arr looks like home, hang on thats my tea bag from last year, give it back to tea leaf!